HURRY! THE ORANGE CZAR'S TARIFFS WILL MAKE THIS TOY 56% MORE EXPENSIVE ONCE WE RUN OUT OF STOCK!

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THE DOG TOY YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED, TILL NOW!

MAKE AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN! CHOMP A CHUMP 

Cheaper than therapy and anger management... just sayin!

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We don't have much in stock and not sure with these tariffs if we will make more since I don't think anyone is going to be okay spending $35 dollars on a parody dog toy of Trump just to watch their dog shred it to pieces in 5 mins. But customers do tell me it's best $20 bucks they've spent in a while! Let us know what you think?