HURRY! THE ORANGE CZAR'S TARIFFS WILL MAKE THIS TOY 56% MORE EXPENSIVE ONCE WE RUN OUT OF STOCK!
UNLEASH THE LAUGHTER WITH
The Lil Dictator - Putin's Puppet Dog-Chew Toy & Human Stress Relief Squeezer!
***PINS NOT INCLUDED***
SAVE DOG-MOCRACY! Transform Your Pups Playtime with The Lil Dictator! Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous smiles, and the urge to yell "CHOMP THAT CHUMP!" Consult your dog’s tail for approval before use. Play responsibly—because every chew could lead to downright hilarity. Order yours today and unleash the fun!
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THE DOG TOY YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED, TILL NOW!
MAKE AMERICA LAUGH AGAIN! CHOMP A CHUMP
Cheaper than therapy and anger management... just sayin!
This is the time to take ACTION!
We don't have much in stock and not sure with these tariffs if we will make more since I don't think anyone is going to be okay spending $35 dollars on a parody dog toy of Trump just to watch their dog shred it to pieces in 5 mins. But customers do tell me it's best $20 bucks they've spent in a while! Let us know what you think?
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